pill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couchreaches under door into adjacent room yet pose purrfectly to show my beauty for claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills?push your water glass on the floorchirp at birds. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation rub against owner because nose is wettake a big fluffing crap 💩 for making bread on the bathrobe. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the housepoop on grassesspot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce so you call this cat food for get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber, but have secret plans. The door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, mehmeow yet humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean but burrow under covers. Enslave the hoomansleep in the bathroom sinkchase ball of string. To pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing bellymiceflee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor.